To play booky is to avoid all other responsibilities in your daily life in favor of reading books, reviewing books, thinking about books, writing about book news, and booking abook books. As it happens, I am an expert at playing booky. No, seriously. Ask my cluttered, disheveled bedroom about it. Oh, David, don’t you think you should be a reasonable adult and clean me? Definitely bedroom, just let me finish reading all the books and I’ll get right on it.
My name is David by the way. I’m a human living in North Carolina after graduating from college, but I like to pretend I’m a dog. Especially that dog on the right. His name is Dexter and he doesn’t know what a book is, but if it squeaks he definitely wants one. The dog on the left is Hazel. She knows all about books, but she’s old now and cares more about eating, sleeping, and being uncomfortably close to you whenever it thunderstorms.